User:Johnny Beat



I know you don't give a smith, but I have nothing to do.

Goofy looks high 'cause he IS high. [A.P.]

My Business

 * Thug
 * Carpenter
 * Blacksmith
 * Tailor
 * Sorcerer

Why-This-D&D-like-Universe-Could-Fall-Without-Me

 * Guards
 * Royal
 * Welcome Tax
 * Repair Armor
 * Palace Levitation
 * Repair Kings Trousers
 * Palace Investigation
 * Madella (You coguar)
 * Money problems
 * Torn Dress
 * Financial problems
 * Community-aid
 * The Farmer
 * Farmer Bridge
 * Spoiled crops
 * Forgotten ruins
 * Trade guild
 * Trade guild scrolls
 * Borrow from traders
 * Green dragon
 * The priest
 * Mederina
 * The thug
 * Vandalism insurance
 * Intimidation insurance

More about myself

 * Activities/hobbies: VideoGames (SNES: Best Christmas Ever; Mortal Kombat: Best Summer Ever #2)
 * Can often be found: behind you
 * Collects: whisky bottles
 * Has never: died
 * Is always: drunk
 * Proud of: my celtic heritage
 * Wants to visit: Ireland
 * Wonders about: mushrooms
 * Would like to meet: Mederina, only to say her "Your master is in some valley with a bong and a bag full of Rizla".
 * Would like to build: MY EFF BENCH

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